Beautiful Mistakes (feat. Megan thee Stallion) – Now that Adam Levine has established that he has sex, he will be free to sing about other topics. Right? It gets the points because it is catchy, and because I feel bad for Meg. [4]
Lost – There are seven people currently in Maroon 5. I heard two at most on this track including the instrumental lines. I wish I heard none. [1]
Echo (feat. Blackbear) – When he says echo it repeats because it’s echoing. Get it? Get it? I’m not sure you got it. [1]
Lovesick – They actually sound like a band here. Adam Levine’s vocals are also coherent for the first time on this album. The BPM needs to be higher. It really kills the song’s momentum. [3]
Remedy (feat. Stevie Nicks) – I can see the basis of a good song within this song, the production really fails it though. Stevie Nicks is a treasure, and she maintains some level of personality which is rare for artists featuring on a Maroon 5 song. I really like the last 10 seconds of it. [5]
Seasons – Maroon 5’s attempt at moody R&B is exactly as good as it deserves to be. It is impossible to tell what he is saying, but I also do not care enough to actually look up the words. [3]
One Light (feat. Bantu) – “oooo-weeeee”. The only interesting part is the feature and just because he is using Shaggy’s flow. [2]
Convince Me Otherwise (with H.E.R.) – The first minute before Adam Levine starts singing is really good with a killer bass line and great vocals from H.E.R.. [4]
Nobody’s Love – Who told him to sing like this? I’m convinced this entire song is just 10 words repeated in different sequences. [3]
Can’t Leave Me Alone (feat. Juice WRLD) – Adam Levine is an asshole. Please take a hint and leave this poor woman alone. This woman, of course, is me. RIP Juice WRLD [2]
Memories – He sampled Canon in D. If this is Adam Levine being gracious, I think I prefer his normal asshole-ish self. [1]
Memories Remix (feat. Nipsey Hussle & YG) – RIP Nipsey Hussle [2]
Button (feat. Anuel AA & Tainy) – Adam Levine has soooo much sex, but at least the beat is nice during the prechorus and chorus. I do imagine sex with Adam Levine as being similar to falling for a trip wire so the song gets points for realism? Idk anymore. [2]
Lifestyle Jason Derulo (feat. Adam Levine) – We live in a cruel world. The two blandest men in pop combine to make a bland song filled with bizarre vocal runs and ad libs. It has one catchy line which infects people’s brains and turns them to goo. The synth line alone can be used as a weapon. [1]
Album Average: 3/10. Maroon 5 at this point is officially out of any ideas, and it shows throughout the album. The whole project reads as uninspired pop blandness, but at least Adam Levine can afford to buy another lambo.
